Internal Dialogue #1

Me: I want a baby.
Me: You have two.
Me: I know, I want another one.
Me: You're crazy.
Me: Still want one.
Me: Let me expound on all the reasons that is a horrible idea.
           -Being pregnant sucks.
           -Marital stability.
           -Your body is broke.
           -You would need a new car.
           -You hate being pregnant.
           -Hormonal upset.
           -Your family dynamic would be unalterably changed...not necessarily for the better.
Me: I know.
Me: I'm not done yet.
           -Family travel would be harder.
           -Everything would be harder.
           -You're about to be 35.
           -Pregnancy makes you fat...you hate the gym, running, and exercise in general.
           -The babies you have would most likely suffer from your inability to multitask and the pressure another life would put on your time and energy.
           -Retirement would be further away.
           -Being pregnant is painful and it sucks.
Me: I want a baby.
Me: You're impossible and crazy.
Me: I know.